January 2013
1 post
December 2012
5 posts
Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.
Everyone. I mean it.
THIS IS THE BEST POST
I HAVE EVER SEEN
EVER
they really do mean everyone
whoa, just whoa
November 2012
3 posts
October 2012
17 posts
My favorite game is called “how many episodes can I watch in one night”?
I love the bonus round where you try to convince yourself that you can watch a 45 minute episode in like 20 minutes.
The best part is “who needs sleep you’re only 5 episodes away from the season finale”?
Plot twist: the season finale is three parts.
Double plot twist: cliffhanger at the end of the season so you have to watch the next episode.
you mean the next season
one thing i love about college is that everyone is so exhausted that nobody judges anyone for sleeping anywhere like
just rest your eyes
get comfy
we’re all in this together
you are safe here
it will be ok
via laugh-addict
take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures
September 2012
7 posts
Sorry I couldn’t hear you over the sound of the sweet love I’ve been making.
shit i forgot i used self-raising flour
Some times it lasts in love, but sometimes it burns instead.
August 2012
18 posts
I love how there are so many athletes who break down in tears because they ‘only got a silver’
and then you have this motherfucker
china wins silver:
great britain wins bronze:
- me after every conversation: why the fuck did I say that
- Fan: What's a secret about you that no one else knows?
- Ed Sheeran: I had a really, really, really bad stutter when I was little. I had a birthmark on my eye and they had to laser it off and they didn't use anesthetics so it like messed up with my nervous system and stuff. I had a really heavy stutter so I'd be talking like this- and I've still got like hints of it but- erm I'd be talking like this and literally not be able to get words out. PLUS I had quite bad eye sight so I had big, blue NHS specs. PLUS I was ginger. PLUS I didn't have a growth spurt until quite late on so I was very small. So from the age of 6 to about 11- OH and I erm had a perforated eardrum so I had to wear this weird kinda hat.
- Radio Station Interviewer: How did you become a musician?!
- Ed Sheeran: Well this is the thing, this is what I wondered. From the age of 6 to 11 no one would want to hang with that kind of kid.. that was weird.
- Ed Sheeran: So I think God looked down and said I think you need some help getting laid. Here's a guitar.











